Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
McVities latest chocolate digestives advert (x)
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
We do not actually like girls. They are our only source of nutrients, we need to interact with a girl at least once an hour so that we can go through photosynthesis, or else we will enter a comatose state known as the friendzone.
We have no feelings. We have no heart or nerve endings. Where our heart should be there is instead an xbox, a meme t-shirt, a notebook of possible sext lines, and a can of mountain dew. Where our nerve endings should be there is only Doritos dust that we can excrete through our skin at will to sustain us. We need girls because they give us the nutrients necessary for our cells to produce the Doritos dust.
In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.
I hope this gets all the attention
What the hell
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
That little girl is going places
Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.